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Oxfordshire boy, musician, artist, metalhead, sci-fi enthusiast, Batman fanboy, amateur pirate, gamer, antisocial.
Ashleigh just spent a solid half an hour blowing raspberries on my arm and giggling madly to herself, then when I made her stop, she threw a pretend tantrum and then beat me with an Irn Bru bottle.
I couldn’t make this stuff up. Still, it’s nice to have found someone as weird as me lol.
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